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21

Sep

promoted:

when a person who’s skinnier than you says they’re fat

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sicsemperparatus:

shoothikedrinkfuck:

Lil bear’s scared of the ocean 😟

What a stud

(Source: menandtheirdogs)

(Source: acasoinebriante)

20

Sep

(Source: socotic)

thee-fitness-goddess:

Things I desperately want right now:
Sushi
Lots of sex
More muscle definition

(Source: meme-face1)

liftheavyorbust:

socialistexan:

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

…And he was our Governor for 4 before that (and Perry for 14 years after). We really got the shit end of the stick.

^^^ and now you have Obama, can’t get more unlucky than that.

FORCED into obamacare, holding out pay from your deployed military men and women. He’s a fucking joke who enrages me.

19

Sep

17

Sep

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women